Found at written by “Reuven Bik”


Who is the best C programmer in town?

Who’s writing software that never goes down?

Who’s going to save generations to come?

A bad @#$$%&* by the name Ken Vollmar!


Who wrote (???)

Who has his programs that never core dumps

Who’s very welcome ‘cause Microsoft sucks?

A bad @#$$%&* by the name Ken Vollmar!


Who was a war hero in Vietnam?

Who never curses and never says damn?

Who (???)

A bad @#$$%&* whose name is Ken Vollmar!



Who taught Michael Jordan to dribble a ball?


A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.

Who made a porn movie when he was drunk?


Come on everybody, give a big hand

To the bad ….